Darth Chapatorra

Pshhhh.

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fruitsofapathy:

SPRING JOKES.

On a side note, I really hate Tumblr’s lack of photoset options.

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ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

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(Source: crystallinedemons, via the1d975)

wandering-punk:

nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang:

When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend

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lol

(Source: demonhunting-timelord-in-221b, via prettyminds-cleverfaces)